And what's really special is that being a SEPTUagenarian, I can mash specimines from both sides of my septum to create this lovely SEPTUagenarian specialty...
Uh, boy, doesn't time fly? It seems like only yesterday you were a septuagenarian, and here you're 90 already! Happy birthday!
Well, I'll be. Here I am, a.. um... nonagenarian! Uh, what do nonagenarians do, again?
