Damn, Jon, you look like shit. Didn't things go as planned at the women's prison?
Sorry to interrupt, y'all. I just wanted to let the readers know that Dan Savage in his column "Savage Love" determined through a reader poll that the term for a woman's
strapping on a dildo and fucking a man in the ass should be called "pegging." That may be useful information for the remainder of this strip. Thank you and enjoy!
Ick. Actually, maybe I'd prefer it if you just kept your adventures to yourself.
Why are all the chairs in this house so fucking hard?
