Once again, the police are calling for local super heroes to solve a crime that is baffeling them. Sgt. Chuck Ground had this to say:
"...and we promise that this time we're not just going to round up all you people who wear capes and think you have powers and ship you off to the funny farm."
So far only The Caped Dangler, who has the power to remove all his clothing but his cape, has answered the call. He was immediately shipped to the funny farm.
Now if only they'd call for super-heroes in ties, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
