Listen, Santa, the other holidays asked me to come talk to you...
And just who the hell are you?
What do you mean, who am I? You know I'm the Thanksgiving turkey!
You mean you were the Thanksgiving turkey! Now they're marketing Christmas even before Halloween! It's only a matter of time before Christmas is the ONLY holiday! So suck it, bitch! Ho ho ho!
Thanks for that.
If the world is spared even one singing animatronic, it was worth it.
