So, do you enjoy playing on your children's youthful ignorance by telling them ridiculous, outlandish lies because it's "cute" how quickly and gullibly they believe your falsehoods?
Of course not! ...and if you're accusing me of that, you'd better have some proof, mister.
The Easter Bunny brings me chocolates, but I like Santa better because he brings all kinds of stuff to every kid in the whole world on Christmas Eve!
