Once, for a summer job I stuffed envelopes in the Wrigley Building in downtown Chicago. Wang computers had an office there. One day the elevator door opened_on_that_floor.
Right in front of the doors, on the floor was the word "WANG" inside a design_that_looked like a double-headed cock. I looked at it and shouted, "Wang!?!" Everyone on the elevator laughed.
Hey! It's not like I'M the one that paid to have a giant, double-headed penis carved into the carpet!