You're classed as the living dead, and it is hard to clarify that on my income tax statement. I suppose I could mark you down as a capital asset but that means entering a higher tax bracket. *sigh*
You could put my soul down as an Involuntary Conversion and then make an Itemized deduction on any future zombies you claim which would exempt your liability.
Wow, how do you know so much ?
I bit an accountant last week. He tasted a little like chicken, but he did sort out my Estate Tax.
