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| *Sigh* Right now, my friend and confidant, Linus, is screwing the one woman I love in this miserable world. | |
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| I realize that sex alone cannot bring pure happiness, but one moment of passion with her could at least make life seem worth living... | |
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| Guess I'll go upstairs and masturbate. | |
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| Damn! And here I thought all those positions in the Kama Sutra could NEVER be replicated in real life! | |
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