The Cotton CandyMan then proceeded to explain that this was the land of CottoCandy, and all the people, the houses, everything was made of cotton candy. They had been arrested for mistaken identity.
Some strange monster looking very similar to Doctor Zbob, something called "The Knightt", was rampaging through towns and villages eating everything in sight
At the center of town is a magic telephone that will grant Doctor Zbob three wishes tomorrow
So... where do you want to spend the night?
This explanation has truly caused me to question my sanity