So I've been reading a lot of Facebook posts about "fat shaming", and I guess I really don't get it. Why allow yourself to be shamed by those sort of people?
I say, if you're happy with your size and weight, then screw anyone who isn't. Screw them right in their negative little opinion holes.
And THAT, General, is why I crushed your tanks.
And what's your puss-splanation for all these other destroyed buildings, fat-ass?