Contrarian Curtis

Contrarian Curtis is a hot new hire. He was acquired from BiggerCompany Inc and has lots of exciting new ideas. Sort of.

Contrarian Curtis: Simple Solutions To Complex Non-Problems

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15


	Lay off of Curtis, man. He's the best new manager this company's had in years! So many great ideas!


	Oh, come on. All his "brilliant ideas" consist of overhyping some non-problem and then suggesting we do things the exact opposite way.


	WOW! I had no idea our support team was wasting upwards of an hour a day fixing customer account errors!


	I KNOW RIGHT? THAT'S WHY THE SOLUTION IS THAT WE FIX CUSTOMER ACCOUNTS... LESS!


	Hey, that freed up an hour of your workflow a day.


	...which is swallowed by the THREE hours I spend every day processing returns, now that simple typos are sending our products to Bumfuck Egypt.

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