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End Times

This ridiculously long series that doesn't actually have an ending brought together almost all of my earlier recurring characters in a heart-wrenching tale of religion, necrophilia and bestophilia. It won't make much sense unless you've read a lot of my previous comics (especially Adventures of John Pienaar, which is a kind of prequel to this), and even then making sense won't be its forté. Having said that, though, it's probably the best thing I've ever done. I mean in my life, ever. Looking at it after all this time, I'm impressed by all the fancy narrative tricks I was using, like flashbacks, and the mysterious foreshadowing in the first two comics. These days I only do jokes about penises and cunts. If I'm really bored one day I might try to finish this story. That cliffhanger probably has everyone on tenterhooks.

by andydougan
10-22-02
John was tireless in his pursuit of work.
The only vacancy I have is for a contract killer. Ever killed a man?
No, but I can almost use a flushing toilet.
Sadly, he got no offers. Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
Hey there, big boy! Looking for a good time?
I do declare, there were times when he was so lonesome he took some comfort there.
Okay, dammit. Let's go for it.
Ha ha! I was just kidding. Like I'd shag you.

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End Times

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