End Times

This ridiculously long series that doesn't actually have an ending brought together almost all of my earlier recurring characters in a heart-wrenching tale of religion, necrophilia and bestophilia. It won't make much sense unless you've read a lot of my previous comics (especially Adventures of John Pienaar, which is a kind of prequel to this), and even then making sense won't be its fortÃ©. Having said that, though, it's probably the best thing I've ever done. I mean in my life, ever. Looking at it after all this time, I'm impressed by all the fancy narrative tricks I was using, like flashbacks, and the mysterious foreshadowing in the first two comics. These days I only do jokes about penises and cunts. If I'm really bored one day I might try to finish this story. That cliffhanger probably has everyone on tenterhooks.

End Times XXXI

by andydougan
10-22-02

John's excellent work as a researcher on "Supermarket Sweep" soon attracted the attention of the Beeb bigwigs.


	So I was thinking that for the next show, we could have the contestants pull out uzis and cut Dale Winton into bloody slivers.


	Amazing! You shouldn't be wasting your talent on this shit!

He was transferred to the news department, where his reporting of the first intifada won him acclaim.


	Going onto a bus and blowing yourself up is maybe not the best way to solve problems.


	Uh, no...here, let me tell you how things work around here.


	Palestinians = good. Israelis = bad.


	Hurrah! That's one in the eye for George Bush's black-and-white view of the world!

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