Howdy kids! Cancerman here! Take advice from these guys and start smoking today!
it wasn't as much fun murdering people without drugs on my side! now whenever i go on a killing rampage, i always make sure ive got a pack of cigs in one hand!
i don't know WHAT i'd do without drugs!
probably go to hell, like ME! i didn't do drugs my whole life, and look where it got me!
threatening to destroy america is fun and all, but i ALWAYS make sure i have enough time to light up at least 5 times a day!
so there you have it! roughly 5 out of 5 addicts agree: drugs are the only choice for fun in todays world! ask for them by name! if you're too young to spell it, steal some from mommy!
