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The continuing Adventures of Chuck Roast, Private Eye

by atomiclunch
7-30-15
Once she turned off the waterworks, I got down to brass tacks.
My rate is $200 per day plus expenses.
Well, Mr. Roast
It was getting harder and harder to look this woman in the eyes. I swear that her breasts were part of a scientific study in eye-based magnetism. She had a rack and she knew how to use it.
I don't have that kind of money. I do have a thermometer, tho.
Apparently she used it to siphon off a couple dozen IQ points. Such is life.
I'm in! Oral or rectal?
Ain't tellin'.

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