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| Er...well, there were these two gangs, the Jets and the Sharks... | |
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| Yeah, uh-uh, uh-uh...fascinating...hurry up... | |
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| HEY, FRED! Remember when you ROBBED me of my VIRGINITY in the back of your VOLKSWAGEN? My KNEES were in my EARS, and you kept turning on the WINDSHIELD WIPERS with your ASS! | |
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| Uh, now that never happened, I've been happily married to my wife Edna for -- | |
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| JUST TELL THE FUCKING STORY, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS MY CHANCE FOR A FUCKING PEABODY AWARD AND I'LL CRAWL OVER YOUR FUCKING CORPSE TO GET MY FUCKING HANDS ON IT! | |
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