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| Mom, I got two colostomy bags to impress Debbie, and she still won't go out with me. | |
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| Oh...well...I guess a box of candy would be a pretty lame suggestion, then... | |
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| Son, this goes beyond teenage stupidity. I'm afraid you're what my generation would call a real "grade-A dumbass." | |
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| Wow! You mean you don't ever have to go to the bathroom anymore? | |
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| Yeah, heh... pretty cool, huh... | |
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