Biff's Exciting Near-Brush With Fame

Biff's Exciting Near-Brush With Fame -- Epilogue

by biped
11-12-09


	Excuse me--aren't you Hideki Matsui, the famous Japanese baseball player who helped the Yankees win the World Series?


	No, I am not. If you look carefully, sir, you'll see that I am a black man.


	Holy shit--how did it happen? Sorcery? Did you offend some evil gypsies?


	(sigh) You won't believe this. Some terribly misguided person just mistook me for Hideki Matsui.


	You mean you're NOT Hideki Matsui? No wonder you have such a grotesquely large penis.

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