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| --so I said, "Howdy, bitch! I'm Huck, and I like to fuck!" Ha ha, SNORT! Fuckin' funny, huh Tom? | |
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| Haw har har, yeah! Hey, let's go see if Becky Thatcher wants to fuck! My dick's hard! | |
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| HOLD ON THERE! You boys are totally bastardizing all my literary efforts with this obscene, animalistic behavior-- | |
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| FUCK YOU, Twain! I'll do what I damn well please, and if you don't like it you can KISS MY FUCKIN' ASS!!! | |
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| (GASP!) I don't remember any of THAT happening in the book! | |
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| It was a special extended version--like my DICK! BLAAAH-ha-haaa!!! | |
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