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| ...and that was when I discovered that both the warm, oozing sensation and the buzzing noise were eminating from my own genitals. | |
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| (gag) Look, if you'll just sit back, I'll start your (shudder) lap dance now. | |
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| But I didn't order a lap dance... DARLENE... I specifically ordered a POLE DANCE. POLE DANCE!!! POLE DANCE!!! POOOLE DAAAANCE!!! | |
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| Oh, and just to clarify..."pole dance" is a slang term for you dancing around my erect penis as though it were a maypole, correct? | |
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