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| Well, I think the crowd's about as big as it's gonna get, Captain Chip...if you can call it a "crowd"...forty or fifty people, tops... | |
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| Those people are my true fans! Bless each and every one of them for coming to see me! | |
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| Yeah, well... people have short memories, Captain Chip...the public is fickle... | |
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| I'll perform for this group of stalwart fans as though they were a throng of ten-thousand! I've never let a single Captain Chip fan down in my entire life! | |
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| Yeah, er, I've been meaning to tell you...we had to advertise you as "Captain Wanker", or else nobody would show up at all...sorry about that... | |
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| "Captain Wanker"? Oh my god, no...no! It was just a brief lapse into porn...I needed the money so badly for that hernia operation! | |
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