Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

The Wonderful Adventures Of Captain Chip

by biped
9-29-04
Oh, lovely...not only are you insane, but you're a highly-skilled insane surgeon with a fully-functional operating room in your basement... how wonderful...
I'll release you from that prison of flesh, Captain Wanker! Just hold on while I select the appropriate cutting instruments for the task...
Err... hey, it's me! Captain Wanker! TA-DAHHH! Just watch me wank! See? I'm wanking it!
OH MY GOD!!! MY BELOVED CAPTAIN WANKER!!! YOU'VE ESCAPED!!! AND -- AND -- YOU'RE WANKING IT!!! HO-SANNA HEY-SANNA SANNA-SANNA HO!!!
Heh, heh! How's this for wanking, eh? Nobody wanks it like Captain Wanker! Which would be me, of course! Good ol' Captain Wanker!
*GLORP* Oh, pardon my drool, blessed one... your wankage is a thing of beauty... that I can hardly wait to feel inside my loins... OH, MY ACHING, YEARNING LOINS!!!

« Back to the Front Page