Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

RoadTrip2TheCentreOfCoreyFeldmansAsshole

by biped
8-24-04
RUN, BIFF, RUN! CORY HAIM'S SPERMS ARE COMING AFTER US!
OH NO! IF THEY CATCH US, THEY'LL TURN US INTO EMBRYOS!
KILL THE INTERLOPERS! THEY WANT TO FERTILIZE COREY FELDMAN'S EGGS AND MAKE MUTANT BABIES!
DUMBASS! I KEEP TELLING YOU -- HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIGGIN' EGGS! WE'RE "CORNHOLE ORPHANS"!
Hold on... there's MORE of them... coming THIS WAY! Oh no... FRESH ONES!
GOD HELP US! IT LOOKS LIKE WE ALL JUST GOT TOTALLY BUTT-FUCKED!

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