Well Splet, I don't see how you having a "shitty crash position" should affect your job as a janitor. Here, you can start by mopping up my piss splatter.
Vomit clean-up on aisle--oh, my god! You were the "shitty crash position" loser on doomed Flight 409!
LOOK, EVERYBODY!!! IT'S "MR. SHITTY CRASH POSITION" AND HE'S DOING HIS SHITTY CRASH POSITION!!!
