(story: ArtemisStrong/ screenplay: biped)
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| Gosh, I can't believe the army reserve has reactivated my commission, and -- | |
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| HEY, ASSHOLE! Guess who just JOINED UP? | |
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| Ha ha! Superior Russians capture weak, spineless Amerikinskis, and -- OH, NO!!! FLOYD REYNOLDS!!! | |
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| EAT HOT LEAD, YOU RUSSKIE BASTARDS! HAW HAW! ***RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!*** | |
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| Well, I'm BACK! And I'm a NATIONAL HERO! | |
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| GOOD! The fuckin' TOILET'S backed up again! | |
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