Mom, I've finally realized my purpose in life. I'm going to run for President Of The United States.
Oh, how wonderful! You'll be the first bla -- uh, the first Afri -- er -- the first Flonase in the White House!
We're all so very proud of you, President Flonase, for being the very first black President. Oh, what a source of great pride you are to all your people.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ah gots ta be meee, ah gots ta...howdy, Prezdint Flonase! Mah oh mah, ah sho am proud dat you comes from mah "man-eggs"!
HUH? You mean you -- she -- why, that fucking BITCH!
