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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, Mr. Schwartz...how does it feel to currently be the most infamous man in America? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | (sigh) At least now, maybe people will know who I really am, and stop mistaking me for other people. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, here it is...my future home.  After the election, that is, heh-heh. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Barack Obama... the first black President.  You'll be the most famous man in the world. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Today, I got five "T-Bones", seven "Crab Legs", eleven "Flendo Jessnurts", sixteen "Captain Schlessingers", and 214 "Barack Obamas." |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Shut up and ravish me like the whore that I am, Mr. President. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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