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| Oh, Ed! I found the most wonderfully quaint wallpaper today! It's just like that little cottage where we "week-ended" in Vermont! | |
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| Okay Ed, here's where your acting abilities are put to the test. You must now pretend...to give a fuck... about some fucking wallpaper. | |
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| Bring home the quaintness of a real Vermont bed-and-breakfast with QUAINT-O Wallpaper! | |
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| Now available in FUSCHIA MOIRE! Remember, if it "taint" QUAINT-O... it "taint" QUALITY-O! | |
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| ...and I love the little Victorian lifestyle vignettes. Hey, I know--we'll try it out in the kids' bathroom first. | |
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| But I had my heart set on doing the whole...oh, all right. (pout) | |
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