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| If you help me escape, I will give you the biggest, sloppiest blowjob in the history of the world. | |
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| Oh, MY! Well...it has been a long time, my child...I don't suppose it would hurt...just this once... | |
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| Never mind, Father O'Mallard. I'm Catholic, so I simply can't lie to a priest. I will bite your dick off. | |
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| ...so I retracted my penis prematurely and delivered unto her a face full of forty years worth of pent-up semen. | |
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| HOLY JIZZ--I mean, geez, Father O'Mallard. | |
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