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		|  |  |  |  |  | I'm sorry, sir, but with a name like "Scroatmuncher", you will never--EVER--be able to make a successful bid for the Presidency. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, we'll just see about that. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | "Cast your vote for the future of America.  Cast your vote for me... Stanley Scroatmuncher." |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | "Scroatmuncher"?  BWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA--HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, Mr. Scroatmuncher, you've just been voted "America's biggest laughingstock." |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I see.  Any chance of that landing me the cover of Time? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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