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| GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just fucked a CHEAP WHORE with this week's allowance and caught AIDS!!! | |
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| AIDS??? OH MY GOD, NO!!! OH, MY BABY -- NO!!! NOOOOO!!! | |
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| Ha, ha -- I was just kidding, Mom. Mom? | |
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| Dad...Mom's dead. I jokingly told her I had AIDS and she suffered a massive coronary. | |
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| Well, the joke's on you, young man. Your secret "fuck buddy", Woofy, has DOGGY AIDS. | |
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