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Why I Could Never Live In The South

I could never live in the South. Umfumdisi and IvyThePlant have also made "Why Choadwarrior Could Never Live In The South" series. You should read those too.

by choadwarrior
2-12-05
So what's your problem with Southern cooking?
Everything is either coated in grease, covered in cheese, boiled until bland, sits like a brick in my stomach, or makes my ass whistle Dixie.
I guess there's no point in recommending "Squat 'n Gobble" to you then.
I honestly didn't think that was a restuarant.

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