Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

William Shatner Milked My Cows

You sure were on that communicator a long time.
Oh, I was talking to Spock. He needed help translating a speech into Klingon.
WHAT? You can't waste time doing Spock's job! You've got your own job to tend to!
I couldn't resist. I told him the Klingon word for "coffee" was the Klingon word for "penis."
*= Translated from Klingon, of course.
*Ambassadors of the Klingon Penis Club. I hope you enjoy my special blend of "loD Doch." And just wait till you get a slice of my warm "loD Doch" cake inside your tummy!
*None for me, thanks. At the end, "loD Doch" always goes straight to my ass.

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