"Hi, Hunny. I think it's time for us to split up. I'm very sorry. goodbye forever"
I feel sorry for him. Read another one.
"I've got your daughter, if you want her back, meet me outside rehab at 5:30 with the money, if you fuck with me I'll fuck your daughter. How would you like that!"
Well that guy is in deep shit. read one more.
"Your results show that you're not able to produce anymore sperm, I'm very sorry to give you this bad news"
Hey I've got an idea, lets send those letters to George .W. Bush.