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| Sal, is there any truth to the rumor that new Packers QB Aaron Rodgers will be asked to portray Favre in next summer's much-anticipated sequel "There's Something About Mary 2"? | |
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| The Farrelly brothers have begun to explore their casting options, Curtis. The biggest concern, at this point, is whether or not Rodgers's wrist can support the weight of Favre's trademark rubberband. | |
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| A huge rubberband to fill, indeed. One last question, in regards to Favre's potentially tarnished legacy. Should the letter R continue to occur before the letter V in the English alphabet? | |
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| Absolutely. Brett may be a shoo-in Hall of Famer, but Q-V-S-T-U-R would practically ruin first grade karaoke night. As a responsible sports-crazed society, we must remain focused on the children. | |
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| Sal Bigalow, live from the Big Apple. Thanks, Sal. If you're just tuning in, our lead story tonight ... the Green Bay Packers have traded star QB Brett Favre to the New York Jets. | |
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| With all due respect to my ancestors, the media is beating the ever-loving shit out of this dead horse. | |
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