Yo, Lindsay pants. I got this fresh new roommate at college and he's new in town and looking to hook up wit some fly honies what you think?
I think you talk like a jackass.
Well, maybe you can just meet up with him and give him a chance.
Whats he like? After you hooked me up with Charles Barkley I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
Lets just say he's the exact opposite of Charles Barkley.
Ok, I'll give him a chance. Tell him to meet me at Horseshoe on tuesday for country night. I'll be wearing the same pant suit I always wear, so I'll be easy to find.
