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| christ, did you hear how Joe committed suicide? he got England to declare thermonuclear war on his sock drawer | |
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| how the hell'd he do that? | |
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| my sock drawer slept with your wife | |
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| i'm an abstract border on a map. a demarcation that men thought up. i'm more a concept than an entity, really. as such i don't have the ability to "marry" a "wife" as you humans put it | |
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| fucked your girlfriend too | |
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