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In Three Panels

Great and not-so-great creative works ridiculed in a format that fits your busy schedule.

by evil_d
12-29-10
In Swan Lake, one dancer plays two challenging roles that are polar opposites. You'd think it would be easier to have two different dancers play those parts, but where's the drama in that?
Ooh, ooh, pick me! I'm in my early 20s, so I'm like a senior citizen in ballet years, and I need to get a big role soon, so I can become a bitter old has-been instead of a bitter old never-was!
To play the Black Swan effectively, you must be able to seduce the audience. Don't worry, though; in this film, "seduce" just means "force yourself upon sexually".
Thanks for not cutting me, even though we open tomorrow and I still haven't gotten the part right. I was worried that there would be, like, consequences for underperforming.
All this pressure is really taking a psychological toll on me. I'm not even sure anymore what's real and—Tyler Durden? What are you doing here?
I'm here to take my shtick back.

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