Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

Retroactive Man/Captain Obvious Crossover

See the Retroactive Man forum thread.

by evil_d
4-29-03
Ouch! Why does my face hurt all of a sudden?
That's the power of my Retroactive Bitchslap! All I have to do is make a short jump back in time and smack you previously! By the time you see me coming, I'm already gone!
That's impossible.
You tell me if it *feels* impossible after I -- hey, what's happening? I can't use my powers of retroactivity! Your powers of obviousness must be suppressing them!
I told you it was impossible.
Dammit! It still won't stop me from bashing your skull in real time! Roll up your sleeves, punk!

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