I've checked and re-checked the statistics, Gabe. No World Little Girl Boxing Association match has ever, in fact, been won by a little girl. That's why I've asked you here today, Gabe.
But what can I do about it?
Gabe, I need you to do something very important for me. You'll be getting in the ring in a couple of hours for tonight's WLGBA match. I need you to lose that match.
You want me to take a dive? I -- I don't know, Mr. Helmut. Why me?
Well, I figure it'll be the most believable if it's you.
