Good morning tech support...oh our servers are down? Not the last time I checked...Ok, please calm down, I know your computer is brand new so it MUST be us..i'll go check, please hold
This stripcreator site will help me pass the time between moronic phone calls about bullshit that i get blamed for because aparently I own the whole internet
In the server room
BZZZT BZZZT SHRACKLE BZZZTTTT
Well what do ya know...screw her, I AM NEVER WRONG!
Thank you for holding...it appears everything is running fine here, I suggest you take your PC back to where you got it and have them fix it...oh Ebay? Ok you may want to book a flight to england then
I think i'll make comics about my job...on second thought Nahhh that would be so lame, i'm falling asleep thinking about it...*snore drool*