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| Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me? | |
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| Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach! | |
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| Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me? | |
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| Your father and I both did. It was his ashtray you knocked off. He got so pissed he kicked you back! | |
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| Where did you think the brain damage came from? I mean seriously, mutton chops? Come on! | |
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