Sorry, kid, but you're too young to get in to see Star Whores: Attack of the Jones. It's rated triple X.
Holy baloney, lady. That's why I want to see it. I want to see Pudme Amy Doll do that Skystalker dude who becomes the Dark Invader.
S ................... (Sloth) H ................ (Hubris) A ................. (Anger) G ............. (Gluttony) L ................... (Lust) E ................... (Envy) G ................ (Greed)
Ha, ha! With my power to turn into a grown up, I can get to see all the porn I want.
Here you are, sir. One ticket for Attack of the Jones. Enjoy the show.
Oh, I will, little lady. And when the show is over, I'll come over and tell you all about it, if you know what I mean. He he he.
