Rip-offs

These strips use characters from various comic books and syndicated comic strips, all used without permission. My use of these characters does not imply in any way that they are public domain. This is all amateurish fan fiction.

CC 265: Betty Cooper's Nightmare

by fpd
11-14-04


	Hey, Betty, today is your lucky day. Ron has proven herself unworthy of me, leaving me, the greatest guy alive, available for you.


	Wow, you sure have a swell head, Reggie. Anyway, tell me what Veronica has done to make herself "unworthy" of you.


	She showed supreme bad taste by eloping with Archie. They're married as I speak. It's really her loss, but it's your gain, baby.


	No, it should have been me! ARCHIE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED ME!!!


	Elizabeth Cooper, you're under arrest for the murders of Archie and Veronica Andrews. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.


	He said I was always #2. "Am I #2 now?" I said, as I snapped Ron's neck. He just looked at me so aghast. How could I have Archie hate me? Don't you see? I had to kill him too.

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