I'm your host, Arb-el, and our guest tonight is Dam-ed, the inventor of the remotevision.
Hello, Arb. It's a pleasure to talk to you, as always. But I'm afraid I have some very bad news tonight.
Ha, ha! Don't you always. They don't call you Dr. Doom for nothing.
The bad news is that our beloved planet Crapton is going to blow up within the year.
Dam, that's quite a bold claim. Can you tell us what will cause our planet to blow up?
In hindsight, Arb, it was a really bad idea to use the core of the planet as a global septic tank. Ol' Mother Crapton is soon going to be letting out farts all over the planet.
