So, Dam, you've been viewing this other planet, called Earth, with your remotevision device. What is it like there? Do the people there look anything like us?
As a matter of fact, they do. And it turns out that the Earth people know many other alien races that look much like us too, such as Vulcans, Bajorans, Sebaceans, Menbari, Centauris, and many more.
Wow, this is really fascinating. But let me get back to my other question. What is it like on Earth?
Earth is a beautiful paradise where people frolic along the coastline wearing next to nothing, and the women there are out of this world.
Yes, I'll bet. But does Earth have a seemy side of any kind? It's kind of hard to believe that it is just one big paradise.
Well, sure. But it's not nearly as bad as we have it on Crapton. Whatever problems they face on Earth, they can usually solve them before the planet has finished one 48th of its revolution.