Ãœbermensch

A lampoon of Superman, so far focusing on his origin and early years.

Sensation Siren and Mary Kant

by fpd
2-17-05


	Well, okay, if you really need a nanny so bad, we could probably spare Blonde Crow.


	Blonde Crow? Isn't she just one of those martial arts types who don't have any superpowers?


	No, she has a high pitched scream that can shatter glass.


	I don't think that's really going to cut it with my boy. He has super strength, invulnerability, heat vision, and can fly.


	Then I'm the one you need. I have the strength of Hercules and the speed of Hermes.


	Hercules? Hermes? Dear Lord, you're a heathen!

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