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| Infatuated with rap culture & intrigued by rumors of Eazy's E's immense Rigor-Mortis-infected penis, China ordered a glass coffin for the late rapper as well as funded an Asian tour for the deceased. | |
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| In Thailand, after somehow discovering that upon jerking the Rigor-Mortis-infected penis it ejaculates puss, the Thai people refuse to return the body & have proclaimed Eazy E one of their gods. | |
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| Cindy, I'm standing here amidst a group of Thai school children. I don't know where the body is, but the children seem overly fascinated with my microphone. I must admit, I'm afraid for my life. | |
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