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| Ooooh yeaaaah! I think I'm going to cum. I'm cumming! I'm cumming! Ugh. Ah. Oh. Oh my. | |
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| She turns on the lights. A steaming turd is on his chest. He's lying there covered in her shit: "Should I dump the only woman who's ever loved me, or should I live a life of her taking a dump on me?" | |
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| "Scattered Love." Would I let Angelina Jolie take a shit on me repeatedly over the course of my life just to be together forever with her in love? That's profound, dude. | |
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