Wal-Mart Employee, Anonymous

Adventures from (former) work. I tried so hard to get fired and in the end, it was as simple as falling asleep.

New Job Opportunities

by ivytheplant
9-28-04


	Well, I got a job interview for tomorrow at Wal-Mart. Fingers crossed, I need the money more than my immortal soul.


	They obviously don't know you're the reason behind a massive security scare.


	I don't see you contributing to household expenses.


	Technically I don't even live here so you can't collect.


	I'll find a way if I have to astral project my hand into your bank account.


	Just try it. I use the same bank your student loans are drawn off of. They'd suck you dry in seconds.

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